On Friday, March 20, 2015 at 10:30:33 PM UTC-6, Kristina C. wrote:
> HOW TO MAKE 100000 DOLLARS IN 20 -90 DAYS!=20
Really???? I can steal THAT MUCH from unsuspecting people too stupid to re=
alize this is a scam????? Wow!!!!!!!
> Send $1.00 to each of the 6 names and addresses stated in the article.=20
It has to be THOSE 6??? It can't be 6 random people I pick out of a phone =
book??? I don't KNOW those people, I feel weird sending money to strangers=
because I don't know that they wont' spend it on drugs, or whiskey or sex.
> You then place your own name and address in the bottom of the list at #6,=
and post the article in at least 200 newsgroups.=20
I get it now, I screw the last person on the current list so I can join the=
scam and spamfest. That sounds so ... so ... so ... unethical, demanding =
money from unknown people just because I want to be a lazy thief.
>No catch, that was it.=20
Certainly there's a catch; you have to find people STUPID enough to follow =
those instructions and send cash to people for no reason. How idiotic can =
>So after thinking it over, and talking to a few people first, I thought ab=
out trying it.=20
Nice try, but you didn't think LONG enough on this. It's wrong on so many =
levels and stupid on so many more. Putting your financial well-being in th=
e hands of idiots isn't a good plan, period. You should have thought harde=
r. Oh, wait, you probably taxed the limits of your cognitive powers to get=
>I figured: "what have I got to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00, right?" The=
n I invested the measly $6.00.=20
This isn't investment, it's folly. That you can't see that makes you more =
of a moron than I originally thought.
>Well GUESS WHAT!?
I don't need to guess, you're a lazy, unscrupulous moron.
>... within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail! I was shocked!=20
So am I, really, because there aren't THAT many idiots in the world. I can=
only expect that you're lying to get people to try this nonsense because Y=
OUR name is on the list.
>I figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in.=20
Most likely it kept rolling off the printing press you have at your residen=
ce, or you were EXTREMELY lucky in finding the lowest of the low on the MOR=
>In my first week, I made about $25.00.=20
I see now why you think this is such a great 'program', you can't perform s=
imple addition or count past 10.
>By the end of the second week I had made a total of over $1,000.00!=20
You 'made'????? Seriously, you were given money by idiots even dumber than=
yourself. They lost out, and so will you with this nonsense. I still dou=
bt the number you claim, unless you're using Monopoly money.
>In the third week I had over $10,000.00 and it's still growing.=20
Yes, this pile of excrement is getting deeper and deeper. You should stop =
shoveling while you can still climb out of the hole you're digging.
>This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00=
and it's still coming in rapidly.=20
"Cash is falling from the sky!" Probably from an airline crash involving i=
nternational bank transfers. This scam IS too good to be true so it can't =
True, that is.
>It's certainly worth $6.00, and 6 stamps, I have spent more than that on t=
Yet the lottery is legal and has calculated odds you're too ignorant to und=
erstand. You'll more likely be hit by a bus driven by a drunken moose than=
win the lottery. And this scam is nothing more than a shady way to bilk t=
he few unsuspecting idiots that play your game out of money. Your numbers =
cannot be real; they are nothing more than fodder for the scam.
>Let me tell you how this works and most importantly, WHY it works...=20
It 'works' because you're lucky enough to find morons to play.
>Also, make sure you print a copy of this article NOW, so you can get the i=
nformation off of it as you need it.=20
There is NO 'information' here, it's all BS. You are not smart enough to d=
o honest work so you try this over and over and over in hopes of finding st=
upid, desperate and gullible people.
>I promise you that if you follow the directions exactly, that you will sta=
rt making more money than you thought possible by doing something so easy!=
And stupid, and unethical.
>Suggestion: Read this entire message carefully! (print it out or download =
I have, thus my responses.
>Follow the simple directions and watch the money come in!=20
"Just like toilet paper off a roll!!!"
>It's easy. It's legal.=20
And unethical and lazy. Stop putting lipstick on this pig. You only get a=
pig covered in lipstick.
>And your investment is only $6.00 (Plus postage)=20
"Investment." There's NO investment here, it's simply primer for the ignor=
amus pump you're trying to start. The well you're 'working' isn't that dee=
>IMPORTANT: This is not a rip-off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; a=
nd it is 99% no risk - it really works!=20
If you don't find people more stupid than you then all you've lost is 6 buc=
ks plus postage. And your moral code.
>If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive extr=
Order now and get THREE bamboo steamer baskets PLUS a year's supply of yak =
hips at NO EXTRA COST.
>PLEASE NOTE: Follow these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000.00 or more can b=
e yours in 20 to 60 days.=20
Funny, you said 20-90 days in the subject, so which is it? Oh, that's righ=
t, when you LIE you make mistakes like that.
>This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of th=
There is NO honesty and integrity of the participants, they are all lying, =
greedy, selfish idiots so afraid of actual work they'll try anything to get=
>Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions.=20
And lose my moral compass? Never.
>You will now become part of the Mail Order business.=20
The only 'business' here is the 'business' you're dishing out with these in=
structions and claims of easy wealth. That you can think this honorable is=
laughable, at best. And despicable, at worst.
>In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it's a service.=
SPAM isn't a service. Period.
>You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists.=20
Bull hockey, you're in the 'business' of trying to line your own pockets wi=
th someone else's money by hoping they're too stupid to realize the truth.
>Many large corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists.=20
Certainly they are and those same companies are the companies most people A=
VOID because of such lists. Face it, you're a thief, nothing more.
>However, the money made from the mailing lists is secondary to the income =
which is made from people like you and me asking to be included in that lis=
And you think people are going to WILLINGLY join these long lists of SPAM f=
odder just because some IDIOT decides to send them a buck??? You're delude=
>Here are the 4 easy steps to success: STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of pap=
er and write down your name and address followed by the words "PLEASE ADD M=
E TO YOUR MAILING LIST" on each of them.
You provide no GOOD reason for doing this.
>Now get 6 US $1.00 bills and place ONE inside EACH of the 6 pieces of pape=
r so the bill will not be visible through the envelope (to prevent thievery=
Yet YOU are a thief, taking MONEY from strangers. I fail to see the differ=
>Next, place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. You should=
now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above =
phrase, your name and address, and a $1.00 bill. What you are doing is crea=
ting a service.=20
What you are doing is STUPID.
>THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service and you =
are paying for it!=20
I know of NO private citizens compiling their own personal mailing lists so=
this is NOT a 'service'. You can go on and keep deluding yourself that =
it is, if that makes your unethical behavior acceptable to you.
>Like most of us I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the le=
gal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office (1- 80=
0-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal.=20
Which doesn't make it ethical or right. And if you didn't speak to the Leg=
al arm of the US Postal service I would very seriously doubt the veracity o=
f the statements of legality made by Postal service employees.
>Mail the 6 envelopes to the following addresses: =20
I removed the addresses (for what good it does0.
>STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the oth=
er names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc...) and add YOUR Name as number =
6 on the list.
From what I've read you're not #6, you're more like #2.
>STEP 3: Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as close=
to original as possible.=20
We wouldn't want any of this glorious prose disturbed, would we?
>Now, post your amended article to at least 200 newsgroups. (I think there =
are close to 24,000 groups)=20
Ahh, and now you SPAM newsgroups simply because you're greedy, lazy, rude a=
nd stupid. How thoughtful of you.
>All you need is 200, but remember, the more you post, the more money you m=
Actually the more you post the more people in newsgroups you irritate. SPA=
M is NEVER welcome in newsgroups. You and your ilk do the 'hit and run' po=
sting that never takes you back to the scenes of your crimes so you don't =
get to see the ire you generate.
>You won't get very much unless you post like crazy.=20
Yes, the more people you PISS OFF the better, right?
>This is perfectly legal!=20
And perfectly stupid.
>If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Postal l=
This is NOT a lottery, it's a SCAM disguised as SPAM. Period.
>Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need money, you =
can use it again, and again.=20
Yes, hit up the same people over and over again hoping that they won't come=
to their senses and realize what a load of cow dung this is.
>PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the honest=
y and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the =
Again, there is NO honesty and integrity in this nonsense. Simply because =
you like to tell yourself that there is doesn't make it so.
>Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue an=
d the money that so many others have received will come your way.=20
People aren't 'of integrity', they HAVE integrity, and those that have it w=
on't give in to this ludicrous example of stupidity and greed. It's the un=
scrupulous people lacking integrity who keep this nonsense going. And ther=
e is not a limitless supply of morons in the world, contrary to what you li=
ke to believe.
>NOTE: You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on=
a computer or hard copy and keeps the notes people send you.=20
Good idea, so when the Feds come after you with fraud charges they have all=
of the evidence they need to get a conviction. That's the smarted thing y=
ou've said in this epistle.
>This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a=
good idea to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail the=
Sorry, no, it does NOT verify any semblance of a service. But it is excell=
ent evidence proving fraud.
>So, as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, six =
members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with=
one dollar each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that whe=
n your name reaches the #1 position you will be receiving thousands of doll=
ars in CASH!!! What an opportunity for only $6.00 ($1.00 for each of the fi=
rst six people listed above)=20
Call today and earn DOUBLE PRISON TIME for fraud and conspiracy to commit f=
raud. What a deal, what a steal!
>Send it now, add your own name to the list and you're in business!
Again, there IS no business here other than the 'business' you're trying to=
give people that this will make them rich.
> ---DIRECTIONS -----=20
Have been removed because there is ENOUGH SPAM in newsgroups already. Stop=
being an idiot and get a real job, an honest job that doesn't SCAM the uns=
uspecting and gullible.