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Why do they insist in putting an R in words that shouldn't have it? For example, the word ARSE. Why does it need an R in it? American english does not put an R in it. And why does this rule of putting an R in words not apply to other words like FAT? It would then become FART and we would have a FART ARSE instead of a FAT ARSE or a FAT ASS. Just wondering. Mabey it is becuase they are a gutterally spoken people. Or it could be becuase we sent all of the criminal pirates down to Australia and they put R in everything. Any thoughts about this out there?

Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer wrote: > Why do they insist in putting an R in words that shouldn't have it? > For example, the word ARSE. Why does it need an R in it? You stupide fuck. Arse has the letter R in it so that the word spells ARSE. What sort of a fuckwit pillock are you? > American > english does not put an R in it. If you take the R out of ARSE you get ASE, you fucking ass. That's ass as in donkey, you arse. -- http://kadaitcha.cx Windows XP Problem and Troubleshooting Resources <a href="http://kadaitcha.cx"></a>

the inernet is for americans, get out "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@kadaitcha.cx> wrote in message news:iJOa3IKvvZ0X51A095CADD123E1C4mysCpIKYnAj@kadaitcha.cx... > Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer wrote: > > Why do they insist in putting an R in words that shouldn't have it? > > For example, the word ARSE. Why does it need an R in it? > > You stupide fuck. Arse has the letter R in it so that the word spells ARSE. > What sort of a fuckwit pillock are you? > > > American > > english does not put an R in it. > > If you take the R out of ARSE you get ASE, you fucking ass. > > That's ass as in donkey, you arse. > > -- > http://kadaitcha.cx > Windows XP Problem and Troubleshooting Resources > <a href="http://kadaitcha.cx"></a> > > >

Eddie wrote: > "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@kadaitcha.cx> wrote in message > news:iJOa3IKvvZ0X51A095CADD123E1C4mysCpIKYnAj@kadaitcha.cx... >> Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer wrote: >>> Why do they insist in putting an R in words that shouldn't have it? >>> For example, the word ARSE. Why does it need an R in it? >> >> You stupide fuck. Arse has the letter R in it so that the word >> spells ARSE. What sort of a fuckwit pillock are you? >> >>> American >>> english does not put an R in it. >> >> If you take the R out of ARSE you get ASE, you fucking ass. >> >> That's ass as in donkey, you arse. >> > Fully with you on that one mate! > > Eddie OK, explain the extra u's now. :-D -- - relic - They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

"Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer" <nobody@cypherpunks.to> wrote in message news:8ee6b88eee94a4fc9a628e955102a466@cypherpunks.to... > Why do they insist in putting an R in words that shouldn't have it? For > example, the word ARSE. Why does it need an R in it? American english > does not put an R in it. And why does this rule of putting an R in words > not apply to other words like FAT? It would then become FART and we > would have a FART ARSE instead of a FAT ARSE or a FAT ASS. Just > wondering. Mabey it is becuase they are a gutterally spoken people. Or > it could be becuase we sent all of the criminal pirates down to Australia > and they put R in everything. Any thoughts about this out there? .. . . . . . . Na, I'm not going to reply.. Can't be arsed moving my fart arse.. -- D o t A u "Hey my girlfriend had one of those... actually it wasn't hers it was her dad's, and actually she wasn't my girlfriend, she jus lived next door to me and never closed her curtains..."

Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer wrote: > Why do they insist in putting an R in words that shouldn't have it? > For example, the word ARSE. Americans are the only under-educated nation in the world to use the word "ass" for both "donkey" and "rear-end". Go to any country in the world and threaten to kick someone's "ass". You will either get laughed at or get strange looks as they wonder what you have against their donkeys or what makes you think they even own one.

"Anonymous Loser" <nobody@cypherpunks.to> wrote in message news:8exe6b88eee94a4fc9a628e955102a466@cypherpunks.to... > Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer wrote: > > Why do they insist in putting an R in words that shouldn't have it? > > For example, the word ARSE. > > Americans are the only under-educated nation in the world > to use the word "ass" for both "donkey" and "rear-end". > > Go to any country in the world That's the problem, yanks are the least travelled of any nation.. > and threaten to kick someone's > "ass". You will either get laughed at or get strange looks as they > wonder what you have against their donkeys or what makes you > think they even own one. Even if they did have a donkey, it's a donkey, not an ass.. -- D o t A u "Hey my girlfriend had one of those... actually it wasn't hers it was her dad's, and actually she wasn't my girlfriend, she jus lived next door to me and never closed her curtains..."

In article <8exe6b88eee94a4fc9a628e955102a466@cypherpunks.to>, Anonymous Loser <nobody@cypherpunks.to> wrote: > Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer wrote: > > Why do they insist in putting an R in words that shouldn't have it? > > For example, the word ARSE. > > Americans are the only under-educated nation in the world > to use the word "ass" for both "donkey" and "rear-end". > > Go to any country in the world and threaten to kick someone's > "ass". You will either get laughed at or get strange looks as they > wonder what you have against their donkeys or what makes you > think they even own one. > We just keep it simple. Ass and asshole are interchangable, as are dick and dickwad, and dickhead. Personally, I like some of the brit's rather unique slang. Tosser and wanker, for instance, mean the same thing, but evoke different mental graphics. I especially like bum, meaning your arse; unfortunately, we in the colonies only have the rather crude ass, asshole, or the mild, butt, and nothing inbetween. Of course, for raw firepower, there is no good substitute for motherfucker. That one just has such a perfect cadence with just the right number of syllables. It just rolls off the tounge. regards, Mathew -- ROT 13 this address to mail me: bar jbeq abg guerr; uvtu qrfreg zna, gura nqq - ng lnubb qbg pbz.

"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@kadaitcha.cx> wrote in message news:iJOa3IKvvZ0X51A095CADD123E1C4mysCpIKYnAj@kadaitcha.cx... > Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer wrote: > > Why do they insist in putting an R in words that shouldn't have it? > > For example, the word ARSE. Why does it need an R in it? > > You stupide fuck. Arse has the letter R in it so that the word spells ARSE. > What sort of a fuckwit pillock are you? > > > American > > english does not put an R in it. > > If you take the R out of ARSE you get ASE, you fucking ass. > > That's ass as in donkey, you arse. > Fully with you on that one mate! Eddie

"Tuxtrax" <See_my@Signature.com.invalid> wrote in message > It just rolls off the tounge. You've just got to be a faggot. -- Some Big Cunt Criminally insane psychosomatic Usenet troll 'Who Moved My Cheese?'

Keyser Soze wrote: > "Tuxtrax" <See_my@Signature.com.invalid> wrote in message > >> It just rolls off the tounge. > > You've just got to be a faggot. "I especially like bum" -- - relic - They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

"relic" <nospam@relic2.cjb.net> wrote in message news:1%aic.1246$IO6.749@twister.socal.rr.com > Keyser Soze wrote: >> "Tuxtrax" <See_my@Signature.com.invalid> wrote in message >> >>> It just rolls off the tounge. >> >> You've just got to be a faggot. > > "I especially like bum" Was that how it translated? -- Some Big Cunt Criminally insane psychosomatic Usenet troll 'Who Moved My Cheese?'

Keyser Soze wrote: > "relic" <nospam@relic2.cjb.net> wrote in message > news:1%aic.1246$IO6.749@twister.socal.rr.com >> Keyser Soze wrote: >>> "Tuxtrax" <See_my@Signature.com.invalid> wrote in message >>> >>>> It just rolls off the tounge. >>> >>> You've just got to be a faggot. >> >> "I especially like bum" > > Was that how it translated? He said it. -- - relic - They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer wrote: > Why do they insist in putting an R in words that shouldn't have it? For > example, the word ARSE. Why does it need an R in it? Because "ASE" means something different?

"relic" <nospam@relic2.cjb.net> wrote in message news:b_bic.1266$IO6.1055@twister.socal.rr.com > Keyser Soze wrote: >> "relic" <nospam@relic2.cjb.net> wrote in message >> news:1%aic.1246$IO6.749@twister.socal.rr.com >>> Keyser Soze wrote: >>>> "Tuxtrax" <See_my@Signature.com.invalid> wrote in message >>>> >>>>> It just rolls off the tounge. >>>> >>>> You've just got to be a faggot. >>> >>> "I especially like bum" >> >> Was that how it translated? > > He said it. Oh. I didn't read his post. -- Some Big Cunt Criminally insane psychosomatic Usenet troll 'Who Moved My Cheese?'

Keyser Soze wrote: > "relic" <nospam@relic2.cjb.net> wrote in message > news:b_bic.1266$IO6.1055@twister.socal.rr.com >> Keyser Soze wrote: >>> "relic" <nospam@relic2.cjb.net> wrote in message >>> news:1%aic.1246$IO6.749@twister.socal.rr.com >>>> Keyser Soze wrote: >>>>> "Tuxtrax" <See_my@Signature.com.invalid> wrote in message >>>>> >>>>>> It just rolls off the tounge. >>>>> >>>>> You've just got to be a faggot. >>>> >>>> "I especially like bum" >>> >>> Was that how it translated? >> >> He said it. > > Oh. I didn't read his post. Certainly can't blame you. It was sorta rambling... -- - relic - They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Jan Knutar wrote: > Anonymous via the Cypherpunks Tonga Remailer wrote: > >> Why do they insist in putting an R in words that shouldn't have it? >> For example, the word ARSE. Why does it need an R in it? > > Because "ASE" means something different? > Of course. Symptom of dyslexia.