Free is not as cheap as I thought... - comp.os.linux.advocacy

That's right! As I said, it's not. Do you know what my skanky 'lover' [bought] gave me for Christmas? PFFT! Well, I'll tell you, but not just yet. First, let me describe the SOB for you. He comes from one of the most despised countries in Europe, and no, that's not France. He's short, fat and balding, as if that's not bad enough. WHAT THE F*CK WAS I THINKING WHEN I MET HIM? I digress. He's a programmer, he's kidding, right? PFFT!! It's a wonder that f*cking computer isn't permanently attached to his crotch. He says he is, but I don't see any money coming in. I'm paying for everything. He spends more time in coala and windows-xp newsgroups than he does with me. Now maybe you see that the cost of free is his stupid fucking machine. The 'impotent' can barely raise a smile, leave alone anything else, and there I am, a woman with needs, wants and desires. PFFT! OK. Here it is, he got me NOTHING, well that's not true, he gave me a copy of Linux, A COPY OF LINUX? What the fuck am I going to do with THAT? A shag would have lasted longer then the disappointment I got, even though he's known by some of his nerdy acquaintances as two pumps and a squirt. You useless POS, idiot. You know who you are. I'll not forgive you for this ........ bastard! You can celebrate the new year with tea and your nerds again. So this is the price of Linux ....................... misery! I'll show you misery and cheap. Just you wait. I see most of you like him. OK -- you can have him -- WPOS he is. I'm posting this from his other machine that he uses for anonymous use so I am sure you will find that interesting. ^^ Free 'n easy and up for grabs

"Legs LaBelle" <Wide-eyed@Bushy-tailed.naked> wrote in message news:f33e448ac8204889adc24a09b794c8b4@anywhichway.me... > That's right! > > As I said, it's not. > Do you know what my skanky 'lover' [bought] gave me > for Christmas? > > PFFT! > > Well, I'll tell you, but not just yet. > First, let me describe the SOB for you. > > He comes from one of the most despised countries in Europe, > and no, that's not France. > He's short, fat and balding, as if that's not bad enough. > > WHAT THE F*CK WAS I THINKING WHEN I MET HIM? > > I digress. > > He's a programmer, he's kidding, right? PFFT!! > It's a wonder that f*cking computer isn't permanently attached > to his crotch. He says he is, but I don't see any money > coming in. I'm paying for everything. > > He spends more time in coala and windows-xp newsgroups than > he does with me. > > Now maybe you see that the cost of free is his stupid fucking > machine. The 'impotent' can barely raise a smile, leave alone > anything else, and there I am, a woman with needs, wants > and desires. PFFT! > > OK. Here it is, he got me NOTHING, well that's not true, he > gave me a copy of Linux, A COPY OF LINUX? What the fuck > am I going to do with THAT? > > A shag would have lasted longer then the disappointment I got, > even though he's known by some of his nerdy acquaintances as > two pumps and a squirt. > > You useless POS, idiot. You know who you are. I'll not forgive you > for this ........ bastard! > > You can celebrate the new year with tea and your nerds again. > > So this is the price of Linux ....................... misery! I'll show you > misery and cheap. Just you wait. > > I see most of you like him. OK -- you can have him -- WPOS he is. > > I'm posting this from his other machine that he uses for anonymous > use so I am sure you will find that interesting. peet cuntmann?

"Legs LaBelle" <Wide-eyed@Bushy-tailed.naked> wrote in message news:<f33e448ac8204889adc24a09b794c8b4@anywhichway.me>... > That's right! > > As I said, it's not. > Do you know what my skanky 'lover' [bought] gave me > for Christmas? > > PFFT! > > Well, I'll tell you, but not just yet. > First, let me describe the SOB for you. > > He comes from one of the most despised countries in Europe, > and no, that's not France. > He's short, fat and balding, as if that's not bad enough. > > WHAT THE F*CK WAS I THINKING WHEN I MET HIM? > > I digress. > > He's a programmer, he's kidding, right? PFFT!! > It's a wonder that f*cking computer isn't permanently attached > to his crotch. He says he is, but I don't see any money > coming in. I'm paying for everything. > > He spends more time in coala and windows-xp newsgroups than > he does with me. > > Now maybe you see that the cost of free is his stupid fucking > machine. The 'impotent' can barely raise a smile, leave alone > anything else, and there I am, a woman with needs, wants > and desires. PFFT! > > OK. Here it is, he got me NOTHING, well that's not true, he > gave me a copy of Linux, A COPY OF LINUX? What the fuck > am I going to do with THAT? > > A shag would have lasted longer then the disappointment I got, > even though he's known by some of his nerdy acquaintances as > two pumps and a squirt. > > You useless POS, idiot. You know who you are. I'll not forgive you > for this ........ bastard! > > You can celebrate the new year with tea and your nerds again. > > So this is the price of Linux ....................... misery! I'll show you > misery and cheap. Just you wait. > > I see most of you like him. OK -- you can have him -- WPOS he is. > > I'm posting this from his other machine that he uses for anonymous > use so I am sure you will find that interesting. > > ^^ > Free 'n easy and up for grabs Gee - sorry. I'm not interested in some idiot troll bitch that is stupid enough to settle for a fat, balding Linux geek. Start dating women. Once you've experienced the wild orchid, you'll never go back. Just make sure to invite me when your ready to compare!

On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 14:34:45 -0000, in article <news:f33e448ac8204889adc24a09b794c8b4@anywhichway.me>, Legs LaBelle wrote: > As I said, it's not. > Do you know what my skanky 'lover' [bought] gave me > for Christmas? It certainly wasn't the Remedial English lessons you so desperately need.

On Mon, 29 Dec 2003 14:34:45 -0000, "Legs LaBelle" <Wide-eyed@Bushy-tailed.naked> wrote: > That's right! > >As I said, it's not. > Do you know what my skanky 'lover' [bought] gave me > for Christmas? > > PFFT! > >Well, I'll tell you, but not just yet. > First, let me describe the SOB for you. > >He comes from one of the most despised countries in Europe, > and no, that's not France. > He's short, fat and balding, as if that's not bad enough. > >WHAT THE F*CK WAS I THINKING WHEN I MET HIM? > > I digress. > >He's a programmer, he's kidding, right? PFFT!! > It's a wonder that f*cking computer isn't permanently attached > to his crotch. He says he is, but I don't see any money > coming in. I'm paying for everything. > >He spends more time in coala and windows-xp newsgroups than > he does with me. > >Now maybe you see that the cost of free is his stupid fucking > machine. The 'impotent' can barely raise a smile, leave alone > anything else, and there I am, a woman with needs, wants > and desires. PFFT! > >OK. Here it is, he got me NOTHING, well that's not true, he > gave me a copy of Linux, A COPY OF LINUX? What the fuck > am I going to do with THAT? > >A shag would have lasted longer then the disappointment I got, > even though he's known by some of his nerdy acquaintances as > two pumps and a squirt. > >You useless POS, idiot. You know who you are. I'll not forgive you > for this ........ bastard! > >You can celebrate the new year with tea and your nerds again. > >So this is the price of Linux ....................... misery! I'll show you > misery and cheap. Just you wait. > >I see most of you like him. OK -- you can have him -- WPOS he is. > >I'm posting this from his other machine that he uses for anonymous >use so I am sure you will find that interesting. > >^^ >Free 'n easy and up for grabs > > >Yea well you think you got stuffed ? I got a Fuckwitts Guide To Windows Xp !! Tell you what, I'll Swap you this sombitch for that copy of Linsucks if you like and I'll Blow you as well while were at it? Rotor:- Santa Doesnt Like Me!