My name is Alias. I'm crazy. I have no life outside this newsgroup. I
virtually live in this place to scream pro-Linux slogans and spread my
Lias.I have no friends except for my two equally crazy buddies Hardon
Kevin J o h n P a n z k e. We are all very sick, twisted mental
desperate need of intensive help. We attack everybody for no reason
for kicks. We are losers. Nuts, really weird. Some call us nuts.
They are right, we are! Me lie. Me like to lie. I lie all the time
everything. Because I'm crazy. Me Alias I own business. Can't remember
name of my business. Me smart. Set up 17 computers. Oh... no, that's
lias. Me Alias the crazy one. Me called Microsoft for help. No do
crazy. I no tell you truth. I can not, I rather lie. We are obsessed
Loonux. We love Linus Torvalds and Open Sores Softwarez which generate
jobs & no economy. That no lie. I don't think.
Ubuntu is the best OS ever, honest, we know, remember we're crazy, so
listen. Don't listen to anybody but us three, we're crazy. Everybody
nuts and stupid, but not us. Oh wait, I said before we were crazy.
you are crazy you don't know it, but you think everybody else is
that crazy? Oh my head hurts trying to think. Was that thinking? I
know, me crazy Alias. I'm the leader Alias of the Useful Idiots Club.
use FB, for my last name. My last name is bastard or is it bonehead. I
that. Really. Did I mention I'm crazy? FYI, yes, I am crazy. I'm
like pigs. I like sheep, oh do I ever like sheep. Wink, wink, you know
e v i n P a n z k e like sheep, go behind shed and have fun with
Sheep good. Capin Crunch oh boy good, good stuff. Eat all the time
sheep milk. Frank try to milk sheep. Boy sheep, it goes bahhhh! My
Spanky is sometimes more crazy than I am. I once saw it naked and oh
it, is well I don't know, man, woman, both, neither, I Alias, don't
She, I think it a she, sometimes, is a nasty bitch. She, no he, oh,
posts under dozens of names. Crazy like me.
Hardon, my other friend in entire world he a he I think, remember me
Alias, don't know, me handsome I think, I said so. Chrisv is crazy
Filthy mouth on that dude. Stupid, oh, did I say that? Yeah... Me
crazy, my friends crazy too. You read what we write. Never make sense,
remember I crazy, my two friends both crazy. We lie, we spew crap. We
Just FYI. I got to go. Need to take my medicine. I'm feeling dizzy.
Kevin. Crazy, that's me Alias. Just FYI.