My name is Alias. I'm crazy. I have no life outside this newsgroup. I
virtually live in this place to scream pro-Linux slogans and spread my
Lias.I have no friends except for my two equally crazy buddies Hardon
and
Kevin J o h n   P a n z k e. We are all very sick, twisted mental
cases in
desperate need of intensive help. We attack everybody for no reason
except
for kicks. We are losers. Nuts, really weird. Some call us nuts.
Crazy,
degenerates, perverts.

They are right, we are! Me lie. Me like to lie. I lie all the time
about
everything. Because I'm crazy. Me Alias I own business. Can't remember
the
name of my business. Me smart. Set up 17 computers. Oh... no, that's
all
lias. Me Alias the crazy one. Me called Microsoft for help. No do
myself. Me
crazy. I no tell you truth. I can not, I rather lie. We are obsessed
with
Loonux. We love Linus Torvalds and Open Sores Softwarez which generate
no
jobs & no economy.  That no lie. I don't think.

Ubuntu is the best OS ever, honest, we know, remember we're crazy, so
you
listen. Don't listen to anybody but us three, we're crazy. Everybody
here is
nuts and stupid, but not us. Oh wait, I said before we were crazy.
Well, if
you are crazy you don't know it, but you think everybody else is
crazy. Is
that crazy? Oh my head hurts trying to think. Was that thinking? I
don't
know, me crazy Alias. I'm the leader Alias of the Useful Idiots Club.
I also
use FB, for my last name. My last name is bastard or is it bonehead. I
am
that. Really. Did I mention I'm crazy? FYI, yes, I am crazy. I'm
Alias. I
like pigs. I like sheep, oh do I ever like sheep. Wink, wink, you know
how K
e v i n  P a n z k e like sheep, go behind shed and have fun with
sheep.
Sheep good.  Capin Crunch oh boy good, good stuff. Eat all the time
with
sheep milk.  Frank try to milk sheep. Boy sheep, it goes bahhhh! My
pal
Spanky is  sometimes more crazy than I am. I once saw it naked and oh
my God
it, is well I don't know, man, woman, both, neither, I Alias, don't
know.
She, I think it a she, sometimes, is a nasty bitch. She, no he, oh,
it,
posts under dozens of names. Crazy like me.

Hardon, my other friend in entire world he a he I think, remember me
crazy
Alias, don't know, me handsome I think, I said so. Chrisv is crazy
too.
Filthy mouth on that dude. Stupid, oh, did I say that? Yeah... Me
Alias,
crazy, my friends crazy too. You read what we write. Never make sense,
remember I crazy, my two friends both crazy. We lie, we spew crap. We
crazy
Just FYI. I got to go. Need to take my medicine. I'm feeling dizzy.
Call me
Kevin. Crazy, that's me Alias. Just FYI.