Ok, look. I admit I love Michael Moore but I can't voice that 
opinion outloud because I'm a card carrying Republican and they
have been watching me ever since the time I had sent a letter to 
Bush telling him how much I love him. It seems our party doesn't 
like gays and they mistook my letter as being of the gay persuasion.

I also admit I am a jealous prick. I hate foreigners because most
have bigger dicks than I do. It sucks having a nipple for a dick.
I also hate foreigners because they have all the brains and they
get all the good jobs. Sure, it's because most, if not all, are
intellectually superior to me and they work very hard but I am
American! Doesn't that mean something? If there were no foreigners
I bet I could hold down a job as top executive somewhere even with
my lack of education and my lazy attitude toward life.

I hate Canadians because they make us look foolish. They have
a good, stable country with almost no racism or crime. We have more
annual deaths by gunshots in a small village than they do in the entire
country.

I hate Europeans because they had the brains and foresight to form a
continental government and open the borders between their countries.
Europeans don't fight among each other. We Americans can't even
get along from state to state. We are seriously deranged.

I hate the British because crime is virtually non-existent there. Their
police don't even carry guns. We, in America, like to shoot eachother.
We have the most deranged criminals and even modern day cannibals.

I hate Australians because they are physically and mentally strong, tough,
and make us all look like pussies. They have laws that protect the interests
of their people instead of big business, like we do here.

On Thu, 10 Jun 2004 02:10:51 GMT, Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote:

>Ok, look. I admit I love Michael Moore but I can't voice that 
>opinion outloud because I'm a card carrying Republican and they
>have been watching me ever since the time I had sent a letter to 
>Bush telling him how much I love him. It seems our party doesn't 
>like gays and they mistook my letter as being of the gay persuasion.
>
>I also admit I am a jealous prick. I hate foreigners because most
>have bigger dicks than I do. It sucks having a nipple for a dick.
>I also hate foreigners because they have all the brains and they
>get all the good jobs. Sure, it's because most, if not all, are
>intellectually superior to me and they work very hard but I am
>American! Doesn't that mean something? If there were no foreigners
>I bet I could hold down a job as top executive somewhere even with
>my lack of education and my lazy attitude toward life.
>
>I hate Canadians because they make us look foolish. They have
>a good, stable country with almost no racism or crime. We have more
>annual deaths by gunshots in a small village than they do in the entire
>country.
>
>I hate Europeans because they had the brains and foresight to form a
>continental government and open the borders between their countries.
>Europeans don't fight among each other. We Americans can't even
>get along from state to state. We are seriously deranged.
>
>I hate the British because crime is virtually non-existent there. Their
>police don't even carry guns. We, in America, like to shoot eachother.
>We have the most deranged criminals and even modern day cannibals.
>
>I hate Australians because they are physically and mentally strong, tough,
>and make us all look like pussies. They have laws that protect the interests
>of their people instead of big business, like we do here.

What a waste of bandwith!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  Moore is a "dick head' plain and simple, or should I say a
"brainwashed dick head".  

KLATTU

Crime is non existent in GB?????
Sorry, but EVERY stat in the book is up since they confiscated long guns.

In AU, Murder, Home invasions, Assault, Rape, you name it...ALL increased by
DOUBLE DIGITS when the gov't seized all weapons.

PLEASE, educate yourself.



"Xomicron" <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:JdsdOxc.65760$Yr.29059@okepread04...
> Ok, look. I admit I love Michael Moore but I can't voice that
> opinion outloud because I'm a card carrying Republican and they
> have been watching me ever since the time I had sent a letter to
> Bush telling him how much I love him. It seems our party doesn't
> like gays and they mistook my letter as being of the gay persuasion.
>
> I also admit I am a jealous prick. I hate foreigners because most
> have bigger dicks than I do. It sucks having a nipple for a dick.
> I also hate foreigners because they have all the brains and they
> get all the good jobs. Sure, it's because most, if not all, are
> intellectually superior to me and they work very hard but I am
> American! Doesn't that mean something? If there were no foreigners
> I bet I could hold down a job as top executive somewhere even with
> my lack of education and my lazy attitude toward life.
>
> I hate Canadians because they make us look foolish. They have
> a good, stable country with almost no racism or crime. We have more
> annual deaths by gunshots in a small village than they do in the entire
> country.
>
> I hate Europeans because they had the brains and foresight to form a
> continental government and open the borders between their countries.
> Europeans don't fight among each other. We Americans can't even
> get along from state to state. We are seriously deranged.
>
> I hate the British because crime is virtually non-existent there. Their
> police don't even carry guns. We, in America, like to shoot eachother.
> We have the most deranged criminals and even modern day cannibals.
>
> I hate Australians because they are physically and mentally strong, tough,
> and make us all look like pussies. They have laws that protect the
interests
> of their people instead of big business, like we do here.
>

"Matt Chitiea" <candc@cal.net> wrote in
news:nUPxc.4579$Jz6.1677@fe39.usenetserver.com: 

> Crime is non existent in GB?????
> Sorry, but EVERY stat in the book is up since they confiscated long
> guns. 
> 
> In AU, Murder, Home invasions, Assault, Rape, you name it...ALL
> increased by DOUBLE DIGITS when the gov't seized all weapons.
> 
> PLEASE, educate yourself.

The original post is nothing more than a crude forgery.

Xomicron wrote:
> "Matt Chitiea" <candc@cal.net> wrote in
> news:nUPxc.4579$Jz6.1677@fe39.usenetserver.com:
> 
>> Crime is non existent in GB?????
>> Sorry, but EVERY stat in the book is up since they confiscated long
>> guns.
>> 
>> In AU, Murder, Home invasions, Assault, Rape, you name it...ALL
>> increased by DOUBLE DIGITS when the gov't seized all weapons.
>> 
>> PLEASE, educate yourself.
> 
> The original post is nothing more than a crude forgery.

Stop forging me.

Xomicron wrote:
> "Matt Chitiea" <candc@cal.net> wrote in
> news:nUPxc.4579$Jz6.1677@fe39.usenetserver.com:
> 
>> Crime is non existent in GB?????
>> Sorry, but EVERY stat in the book is up since they confiscated long
>> guns.
>> 
>> In AU, Murder, Home invasions, Assault, Rape, you name it...ALL
>> increased by DOUBLE DIGITS when the gov't seized all weapons.
>> 
>> PLEASE, educate yourself.
> 
> The original post is nothing more than a crude forgery.

Stop forging me.

Xomicron wrote:
> "Matt Chitiea" <candc@cal.net> wrote in
> news:nUPxc.4579$Jz6.1677@fe39.usenetserver.com:
> 
>> Crime is non existent in GB?????
>> Sorry, but EVERY stat in the book is up since they confiscated long
>> guns.
>> 
>> In AU, Murder, Home invasions, Assault, Rape, you name it...ALL
>> increased by DOUBLE DIGITS when the gov't seized all weapons.
>> 
>> PLEASE, educate yourself.
> 
> The original post is nothing more than a crude forgery.

Stop forging me.

Xomicron wrote:
> "Matt Chitiea" <candc@cal.net> wrote in
> news:nUPxc.4579$Jz6.1677@fe39.usenetserver.com:
> 
>> Crime is non existent in GB?????
>> Sorry, but EVERY stat in the book is up since they confiscated long
>> guns.
>> 
>> In AU, Murder, Home invasions, Assault, Rape, you name it...ALL
>> increased by DOUBLE DIGITS when the gov't seized all weapons.
>> 
>> PLEASE, educate yourself.
> 
> The original post is nothing more than a crude forgery.

Stop forging me.

Xomicron wrote:
> "Matt Chitiea" <candc@cal.net> wrote in
> news:nUPxc.4579$Jz6.1677@fe39.usenetserver.com:
> 
>> Crime is non existent in GB?????
>> Sorry, but EVERY stat in the book is up since they confiscated long
>> guns.
>> 
>> In AU, Murder, Home invasions, Assault, Rape, you name it...ALL
>> increased by DOUBLE DIGITS when the gov't seized all weapons.
>> 
>> PLEASE, educate yourself.
> 
> The original post is nothing more than a crude forgery.

Stop forging me.

Xomicron wrote:
> "Matt Chitiea" <candc@cal.net> wrote in
> news:nUPxc.4579$Jz6.1677@fe39.usenetserver.com:
> 
>> Crime is non existent in GB?????
>> Sorry, but EVERY stat in the book is up since they confiscated long
>> guns.
>> 
>> In AU, Murder, Home invasions, Assault, Rape, you name it...ALL
>> increased by DOUBLE DIGITS when the gov't seized all weapons.
>> 
>> PLEASE, educate yourself.
> 
> The original post is nothing more than a crude forgery.

Stop forging me.

Xomicron wrote:
> Xomicron wrote:
>> "Matt Chitiea" <candc@cal.net> wrote in
>> news:nUPxc.4579$Jz6.1677@fe39.usenetserver.com:
>>
>>> Crime is non existent in GB?????
>>> Sorry, but EVERY stat in the book is up since they confiscated long
>>> guns.
>>>
>>> In AU, Murder, Home invasions, Assault, Rape, you name it...ALL
>>> increased by DOUBLE DIGITS when the gov't seized all weapons.
>>>
>>> PLEASE, educate yourself.
>>
>> The original post is nothing more than a crude forgery.
>
> Stop forging me.

Hey, dumb cunt. A forgery isn't a forgery unless the mail address is valid
and the poster uses it. Like the fuckwit below did, and is about to find out
the consequences of doing it...

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"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@kadaitcha.cx> wrote in message
news:caaav7.20c.1@kadaitcha.cx...
: Xomicron wrote:
: > Xomicron wrote:
: >> "Matt Chitiea" <candc@cal.net> wrote in
: >> news:nUPxc.4579$Jz6.1677@fe39.usenetserver.com:
: >>
: >>> Crime is non existent in GB?????
: >>> Sorry, but EVERY stat in the book is up since they confiscated long
: >>> guns.
: >>>
: >>> In AU, Murder, Home invasions, Assault, Rape, you name it...ALL
: >>> increased by DOUBLE DIGITS when the gov't seized all weapons.
: >>>
: >>> PLEASE, educate yourself.
: >>
: >> The original post is nothing more than a crude forgery.
: >
: > Stop forging me.
:
: Hey, dumb cunt. A forgery isn't a forgery unless the mail address is valid
: and the poster uses it. Like the fuckwit below did, and is about to find
out
: the consequences of doing it...


FUCK OFF... you humourless nigger....... this is ATJ.... shit happens.

You should know that..... or are you ignorant about yer evolution?

ur_droll wrote:

> shit happens.

FNAR!

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"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@kadaitcha.cx> wrote in
news:caaav7.20c.1@kadaitcha.cx: 

> Hey, dumb cunt. A forgery isn't a forgery unless the mail address is
> valid and the poster uses it. Like the fuckwit below did, and is about
> to find out the consequences of doing it...

Get a life, nigger.

"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@kadaitcha.cx> wrote in
news:caaav7.20c.1@kadaitcha.cx: 

> Hey, dumb cunt. A forgery isn't a forgery unless the mail address is
> valid and the poster uses it. Like the fuckwit below did, and is about
> to find out the consequences of doing it...

Get a life, nigger.

On 10 Jun 2004 08:49:25 GMT, "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@kadaitcha.cx> wrote in
message <caaav7.20c.1@kadaitcha.cx>:
>Xomicron wrote:
>> Xomicron wrote:
>>> "Matt Chitiea" <candc@cal.net> wrote in
>>>> Crime is non existent in GB?????
>>>> Sorry, but EVERY stat in the book is up since they confiscated long
>>>> guns.
>>>> In AU, Murder, Home invasions, Assault, Rape, you name it...ALL
>>>> increased by DOUBLE DIGITS when the gov't seized all weapons.
>>>> PLEASE, educate yourself.
>>> The original post is nothing more than a crude forgery.
>> Stop forging me.
>Hey, dumb cunt. A forgery isn't a forgery unless the mail address is valid
>and the poster uses it. Like the fuckwit below did, and is about to find out
>the consequences of doing it...

you gonna suck his dick now?

-- 
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Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote in message news:<JdsdOxc.65760$Yr.29059@okepread04>...
> 
> I hate the British because crime is virtually non-existent there. Their
> police don't even carry guns. We, in America, like to shoot eachother.
> We have the most deranged criminals and even modern day cannibals.
> 


In a village near me, the police shot a woman for the first time in British history.

~Iain

"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> schreef in bericht
news:6feb9a89.0406110147.4c45ba5d@posting.google.com...
> Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote in message
news:<JdsdOxc.65760$Yr.29059@okepread04>...
> >
> > I hate the British because crime is virtually non-existent there. Their
> > police don't even carry guns. We, in America, like to shoot eachother.
> > We have the most deranged criminals and even modern day cannibals.
> >
>
>
> In a village near me, the police shot a woman for the first time in
British history.

What was the reason?

> ~Iain

Obatala wrote:
> "Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> schreef in bericht
> news:6feb9a89.0406110147.4c45ba5d@posting.google.com...
>> Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote in message
> news:<JdsdOxc.65760$Yr.29059@okepread04>...
>>> 
>>> I hate the British because crime is virtually non-existent there.
>>> Their police don't even carry guns. We, in America, like to shoot
>>> eachother. We have the most deranged criminals and even modern day
>>> cannibals. 
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> In a village near me, the police shot a woman for the first time in
>> British history. 
> 
> What was the reason?

Hopefully, "because they could."  Why have guns if you can't use them?

-- 
Diogenes

On 11 Jun 2004 02:47:51 -0700, iain_inkster@hotmail.com (Iain) wrote
in alt.tasteless.jokes in message
<6feb9a89.0406110147.4c45ba5d@posting.google.com>:

>Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote in message news:<JdsdOxc.65760$Yr.29059@okepread04>...
>> 
>> I hate the British because crime is virtually non-existent there. Their
>> police don't even carry guns. We, in America, like to shoot eachother.
>> We have the most deranged criminals and even modern day cannibals.
>> 
>
>
>In a village near me, the police shot a woman for the first time in British history.
>
>~Iain

Most women only need to be shot once.
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"Diogenes" <diogenes@crete.org.net.com> schreef in bericht
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> Obatala wrote:
> > "Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> schreef in bericht
> > news:6feb9a89.0406110147.4c45ba5d@posting.google.com...
> >> Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote in message
> > news:<JdsdOxc.65760$Yr.29059@okepread04>...
> >>>
> >>> I hate the British because crime is virtually non-existent there.
> >>> Their police don't even carry guns. We, in America, like to shoot
> >>> eachother. We have the most deranged criminals and even modern day
> >>> cannibals.
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >> In a village near me, the police shot a woman for the first time in
> >> British history.
> >
> > What was the reason?
>
> Hopefully, "because they could."  Why have guns if you can't use them?

So they waited such a long time before they finally could shoot?
They must have drawn straws or they bid on the privelige to be the first to
shoot somebody. ;o)

> Diogenes

"Obatala" <freeinxs@*remove*xs4all.nl> wrote in message news:<40ca022d$0$6795$e4fe514c@news.xs4all.nl>...
> "Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> schreef in bericht
> news:6feb9a89.0406110147.4c45ba5d@posting.google.com...
> > Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote in message
>  news:<JdsdOxc.65760$Yr.29059@okepread04>...
> > >
> > > I hate the British because crime is virtually non-existent there. Their
> > > police don't even carry guns. We, in America, like to shoot eachother.
> > > We have the most deranged criminals and even modern day cannibals.
> > >
> >
> >
> > In a village near me, the police shot a woman for the first time in
> British history.
> 
> What was the reason?

She had a gun and was ordered by the armed division of the Lothian and
Borders (Scottish) police to disarm. She refused verbally, made a move
as if to open fire, and was shot dead. I think maybe she had children
hostage or something, I can't remember the details. It was early '04
or late '03. It all took place outside her house. Anyone who knows
more about it can feel free to correct me.

It is a very peaceful neighbourhood, not a big hunting area either. 

~Iain

Obatala wrote:
> "Diogenes" <diogenes@crete.org.net.com> schreef in bericht
> news:424f9ad358d4b676f4f231d2e9a6b49b@news.teranews.com...
>> Obatala wrote:
>>> "Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> schreef in bericht
>>> news:6feb9a89.0406110147.4c45ba5d@posting.google.com...
>>>> Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote in message
>>> news:<JdsdOxc.65760$Yr.29059@okepread04>...
>>>>> 
>>>>> I hate the British because crime is virtually non-existent there.
>>>>> Their police don't even carry guns. We, in America, like to shoot
>>>>> eachother. We have the most deranged criminals and even modern day
>>>>> cannibals.
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> In a village near me, the police shot a woman for the first time in
>>>> British history.
>>> 
>>> What was the reason?
>> 
>> Hopefully, "because they could."  Why have guns if you can't use
>> them? 
> 
> So they waited such a long time before they finally could shoot?
> They must have drawn straws or they bid on the privelige to be the
> first to shoot somebody. ;o)

But, did they kill her (good shot)?  Or just wound her (poor shot)...

-- 
Diogenes

"Diogenes" <diogenes@crete.org.net.com> schreef in bericht
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> Obatala wrote:
> > "Diogenes" <diogenes@crete.org.net.com> schreef in bericht
> > news:424f9ad358d4b676f4f231d2e9a6b49b@news.teranews.com...
> >> Obatala wrote:
> >>> "Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> schreef in bericht
> >>> news:6feb9a89.0406110147.4c45ba5d@posting.google.com...
> >>>> Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote in message
> >>> news:<JdsdOxc.65760$Yr.29059@okepread04>...
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I hate the British because crime is virtually non-existent there.
> >>>>> Their police don't even carry guns. We, in America, like to shoot
> >>>>> eachother. We have the most deranged criminals and even modern day
> >>>>> cannibals.
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> In a village near me, the police shot a woman for the first time in
> >>>> British history.
> >>>
> >>> What was the reason?
> >>
> >> Hopefully, "because they could."  Why have guns if you can't use
> >> them?
> >
> > So they waited such a long time before they finally could shoot?
> > They must have drawn straws or they bid on the privelige to be the
> > first to shoot somebody. ;o)
>
> But, did they kill her (good shot)?  Or just wound her (poor shot)...

well, they didn`t have much practise so, who knows.

> Diogenes

"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> schreef in bericht
news:6feb9a89.0406120515.6d8050c6@posting.google.com...
> "Obatala" <freeinxs@*remove*xs4all.nl> wrote in message
news:<40ca022d$0$6795$e4fe514c@news.xs4all.nl>...
> > "Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> schreef in bericht
> > news:6feb9a89.0406110147.4c45ba5d@posting.google.com...
> > > Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote in message
> >  news:<JdsdOxc.65760$Yr.29059@okepread04>...
> > > >
> > > > I hate the British because crime is virtually non-existent there.
Their
> > > > police don't even carry guns. We, in America, like to shoot
eachother.
> > > > We have the most deranged criminals and even modern day cannibals.
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > In a village near me, the police shot a woman for the first time in
> > British history.
> >
> > What was the reason?
>
> She had a gun and was ordered by the armed division of the Lothian and
> Borders (Scottish) police to disarm. She refused verbally, made a move
> as if to open fire, and was shot dead. I think maybe she had children
> hostage or something, I can't remember the details. It was early '04
> or late '03. It all took place outside her house. Anyone who knows
> more about it can feel free to correct me.

probably an american tourist ;o)

> It is a very peaceful neighbourhood, not a big hunting area either.
>
> ~Iain

Xomicron <xomicron@wp.pl> wrote in message news:<JdsdOxc.65760$Yr.29059@okepread04>...
> Ok, look. I admit I love Michael Moore 

wow micron, yer really scared of michael moore, aren't'ya?  Who'd'a
thought a big bad H@kker like yerself would tremble before gordo.