I have carried my gentoo experience over to getting Xandros up and running
on my multi-processor beast. Smokin'. My ATI 9800 XT card is running sweet,
and the 21" dual head Trinitron displays are operating at a crisp 85Hz
vertical refresh rate (they will go higher but 85Hz is optimum).

All my hardware is working. Every last fucking piece of it, including both
sound cards, and both the 100Mb and the 1Gb NICs. In fact, the whole shebang
took fifteen minutes to install with one minor configuration change to X11
to get my video card recognised, and a quick run of alsaconfig to sort out
imbalanced sound on the second audio card. And that included a kernel
upgrade after the default install was done.

Which one of you stupid cunts knows how to configure KDE aRts so that I can
select one sound card or the other as the default output device without
having to reboot and disable the PCI slot in the BIOS?

Alternatively, how do I fuck off aRts and get OSS working in the manner
described above?

Your reward will be thankless recognition for solving the one remaining
problem that prevents my permanent move to linux. So cough up, you cunt,
whoever you are.

And if you are ashamed to be helpful in public, you cunt, the mail address
is valid. And, yes, the Xandros is paid for. With money. You do know what
money is, don't you?

Brought to by K-Node 0.7.2 on KDE 3.1.4, you cunt of a uninteresting, huffy,
horrifying chicken.

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dinosaurs bluebird

Kadaitcha Man wrote:

> I have carried my gentoo experience over to getting Xandros up and running
> on my multi-processor beast. Smokin'. My ATI 9800 XT card is running
> sweet, and the 21" dual head Trinitron displays are operating at a crisp
> 85Hz vertical refresh rate (they will go higher but 85Hz is optimum).
> 
> All my hardware is working. Every last fucking piece of it, including both
> sound cards, and both the 100Mb and the 1Gb NICs. In fact, the whole
> shebang took fifteen minutes to install with one minor configuration
> change to X11 to get my video card recognised, and a quick run of
> alsaconfig to sort out imbalanced sound on the second audio card. And that
> included a kernel upgrade after the default install was done.
> 
> Which one of you stupid cunts knows how to configure KDE aRts so that I
> can select one sound card or the other as the default output device
> without having to reboot and disable the PCI slot in the BIOS?
> 
> Alternatively, how do I fuck off aRts and get OSS working in the manner
> described above?

arTs has high latency.
try the JACK audio connector kit:
http://jackit.sourceforge.net/docs/faq.php#a2

Screaming Balmer wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>
>> I have carried my gentoo experience over to getting Xandros up and
>> running on my multi-processor beast. Smokin'. My ATI 9800 XT card is
>> running sweet, and the 21" dual head Trinitron displays are
>> operating at a crisp 85Hz vertical refresh rate (they will go higher
>> but 85Hz is optimum).
>>
>> All my hardware is working. Every last fucking piece of it,
>> including both sound cards, and both the 100Mb and the 1Gb NICs. In
>> fact, the whole shebang took fifteen minutes to install with one
>> minor configuration change to X11 to get my video card recognised,
>> and a quick run of alsaconfig to sort out imbalanced sound on the
>> second audio card. And that included a kernel upgrade after the
>> default install was done.
>>
>> Which one of you stupid cunts knows how to configure KDE aRts so
>> that I can select one sound card or the other as the default output
>> device without having to reboot and disable the PCI slot in the BIOS?
>>
>> Alternatively, how do I fuck off aRts and get OSS working in the
>> manner described above?
>
> arTs has high latency.
> try the JACK audio connector kit:
> http://jackit.sourceforge.net/docs/faq.php#a2

Ok, now, what about answering the questions, fuckstick?




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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>
>> arTs has high latency.
>> try the JACK audio connector kit:
>> http://jackit.sourceforge.net/docs/faq.php#a2
> 
> Ok, now, what about answering the questions, fuckstick?

great a brain, moron.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> I have carried my gentoo experience over to getting Xandros up and
> running on my multi-processor beast. Smokin'. My ATI 9800 XT card is
> running sweet, and the 21" dual head Trinitron displays are operating
> at a crisp 85Hz vertical refresh rate (they will go higher but 85Hz
> is optimum).
>
> All my hardware is working. Every last fucking piece of it, including
> both sound cards, and both the 100Mb and the 1Gb NICs. In fact, the
> whole shebang took fifteen minutes to install with one minor
> configuration change to X11 to get my video card recognised, and a
> quick run of alsaconfig to sort out imbalanced sound on the second
> audio card. And that included a kernel upgrade after the default
> install was done.
>
> Which one of you stupid cunts knows how to configure KDE aRts so that
> I can select one sound card or the other as the default output device
> without having to reboot and disable the PCI slot in the BIOS?
>
> Alternatively, how do I fuck off aRts and get OSS working in the
> manner described above?
>
> Your reward will be thankless recognition for solving the one
> remaining problem that prevents my permanent move to linux. So cough
> up, you cunt, whoever you are.
>
> And if you are ashamed to be helpful in public, you cunt, the mail
> address is valid. And, yes, the Xandros is paid for. With money. You
> do know what money is, don't you?
>
> Brought to by K-Node 0.7.2 on KDE 3.1.4, you cunt of a uninteresting,
> huffy, horrifying chicken.

Do you mean that after a year, linux /still/ doesn't work completely?

That's a real threat to the Microsoft Desktop market, isn't it.

"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message
news:d7c0f49132ad4fa89fb80ceb82226ac0@news-text.bhandari.pvt.np...
> I have carried my gentoo experience over to getting Xandros up and running
> on my multi-processor beast. Smokin'. My ATI 9800 XT card is running
sweet,
> and the 21" dual head Trinitron displays are operating at a crisp 85Hz
> vertical refresh rate (they will go higher but 85Hz is optimum).
>
> All my hardware is working. Every last fucking piece of it, including both
> sound cards, and both the 100Mb and the 1Gb NICs. In fact, the whole
shebang
> took fifteen minutes to install with one minor configuration change to X11
> to get my video card recognised, and a quick run of alsaconfig to sort out
> imbalanced sound on the second audio card. And that included a kernel
> upgrade after the default install was done.
>
> Which one of you stupid cunts knows how to configure KDE aRts so that I
can
> select one sound card or the other as the default output device without
> having to reboot and disable the PCI slot in the BIOS?
>
> Alternatively, how do I fuck off aRts and get OSS working in the manner
> described above?
>
> Your reward will be thankless recognition for solving the one remaining
> problem that prevents my permanent move to linux. So cough up, you cunt,
> whoever you are.
>
> And if you are ashamed to be helpful in public, you cunt, the mail address
> is valid. And, yes, the Xandros is paid for. With money. You do know what
> money is, don't you?
>
> Brought to by K-Node 0.7.2 on KDE 3.1.4, you cunt of a uninteresting,
huffy,
> horrifying chicken.
Dear mr k-man just go into control panel then hardware then disable the
sound card you dont want
then enable when you want it
>
> -- 
> Hideous Haiku:
> castaways screech, brutes
> flop, melodies mimic, dried
> dinosaurs bluebird

Caesar wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> I have carried my gentoo experience over to getting Xandros up and
>> running on my multi-processor beast. Smokin'. My ATI 9800 XT card is
>> running sweet, and the 21" dual head Trinitron displays are operating
>> at a crisp 85Hz vertical refresh rate (they will go higher but 85Hz
>> is optimum).
>>
>> All my hardware is working. Every last fucking piece of it, including
>> both sound cards, and both the 100Mb and the 1Gb NICs. In fact, the
>> whole shebang took fifteen minutes to install with one minor
>> configuration change to X11 to get my video card recognised, and a
>> quick run of alsaconfig to sort out imbalanced sound on the second
>> audio card. And that included a kernel upgrade after the default
>> install was done.
>>
>> Which one of you stupid cunts knows how to configure KDE aRts so that
>> I can select one sound card or the other as the default output device
>> without having to reboot and disable the PCI slot in the BIOS?
>>
>> Alternatively, how do I fuck off aRts and get OSS working in the
>> manner described above?
>>
>> Your reward will be thankless recognition for solving the one
>> remaining problem that prevents my permanent move to linux. So cough
>> up, you cunt, whoever you are.
>>
>> And if you are ashamed to be helpful in public, you cunt, the mail
>> address is valid. And, yes, the Xandros is paid for. With money. You
>> do know what money is, don't you?
>>
>> Brought to by K-Node 0.7.2 on KDE 3.1.4, you cunt of a uninteresting,
>> huffy, horrifying chicken.
>
> Do you mean that after a year, linux /still/ doesn't work completely?
>
> That's a real threat to the Microsoft Desktop market, isn't it.

Idiot. Paid Micro$$$$tuffed shill. Etc, etc.

;->




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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> Caesar wrote:
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> I have carried my gentoo experience over to getting Xandros up and
>>> running on my multi-processor beast. Smokin'. My ATI 9800 XT card is
>>> running sweet, and the 21" dual head Trinitron displays are
>>> operating at a crisp 85Hz vertical refresh rate (they will go
>>> higher but 85Hz is optimum).
>>>
>>> All my hardware is working. Every last fucking piece of it,
>>> including both sound cards, and both the 100Mb and the 1Gb NICs. In
>>> fact, the whole shebang took fifteen minutes to install with one
>>> minor configuration change to X11 to get my video card recognised,
>>> and a quick run of alsaconfig to sort out imbalanced sound on the
>>> second audio card. And that included a kernel upgrade after the
>>> default install was done.
>>>
>>> Which one of you stupid cunts knows how to configure KDE aRts so
>>> that I can select one sound card or the other as the default output
>>> device without having to reboot and disable the PCI slot in the
>>> BIOS?
>>>
>>> Alternatively, how do I fuck off aRts and get OSS working in the
>>> manner described above?
>>>
>>> Your reward will be thankless recognition for solving the one
>>> remaining problem that prevents my permanent move to linux. So cough
>>> up, you cunt, whoever you are.
>>>
>>> And if you are ashamed to be helpful in public, you cunt, the mail
>>> address is valid. And, yes, the Xandros is paid for. With money. You
>>> do know what money is, don't you?
>>>
>>> Brought to by K-Node 0.7.2 on KDE 3.1.4, you cunt of a
>>> uninteresting, huffy, horrifying chicken.
>>
>> Do you mean that after a year, linux /still/ doesn't work completely?
>>
>> That's a real threat to the Microsoft Desktop market, isn't it.
>
> Idiot. Paid Micro$$$$tuffed shill. Etc, etc.
>
> ;->

PMSL

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> I have carried my gentoo experience over to getting Xandros up and running
> on my multi-processor beast. Smokin'. My ATI 9800 XT card is running sweet,
> and the 21" dual head Trinitron displays are operating at a crisp 85Hz
> vertical refresh rate (they will go higher but 85Hz is optimum).
> 
> All my hardware is working. Every last fucking piece of it, including both
> sound cards, and both the 100Mb and the 1Gb NICs. In fact, the whole shebang
> took fifteen minutes to install with one minor configuration change to X11
> to get my video card recognised, and a quick run of alsaconfig to sort out
> imbalanced sound on the second audio card. And that included a kernel
> upgrade after the default install was done.
> 

You're such a liar. We all know it took you 30 minutes.


> Which one of you stupid cunts knows how to configure KDE aRts so that I can
> select one sound card or the other as the default output device without
> having to reboot and disable the PCI slot in the BIOS?
> 

Won't someone help poor K-Man? Ah well, here goes. Stupid cunt to the 
rescue!

Assuming you've got a /dev/dsp0 and /dev/dsp1, what happens when you:

   # killall artsd
   # artsd -D /dev/dsp1

?


> Alternatively, how do I fuck off aRts and get OSS working in the manner
> described above?
> 

How the hell does OSS work? For that matter, how the hell does ALSA 
work? I've only managed to get them to JustWork(tm).

Do OSS-based apps simply access a certain device by default - /dev/dsp, 
for instance? I'd guess in your case, you've got /dev/dsp0, /dev/dsp1, 
and '/dev/dsp -> /dev/dsp0'. If so, what happens if you:

   # rm /dev/dsp
   # ln -s /dev/dsp1 /dev/dsp

?


> Your reward will be thankless recognition for solving the one remaining
> problem that prevents my permanent move to linux. So cough up, you cunt,
> whoever you are.
> 

Two shots in the dark. Do I get thankless recognition for making an effort?


> And if you are ashamed to be helpful in public, you cunt, the mail address
> is valid. And, yes, the Xandros is paid for. With money. You do know what
> money is, don't you?
> 
> Brought to by K-Node 0.7.2 on KDE 3.1.4, you cunt of a uninteresting, huffy,
> horrifying chicken.
> 

Any plans to include Linux tips on kadaitcha.cx?

Kadaitcha Man  <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message news:<d7c0f49132ad4fa89fb80ceb82226ac0@news-text.bhandari.pvt.np>...
> I have carried my gentoo experience over to getting Xandros up and running
> on my multi-processor beast. Smokin'. My ATI 9800 XT card is running sweet,
> and the 21" dual head Trinitron displays are operating at a crisp 85Hz
> vertical refresh rate (they will go higher but 85Hz is optimum).
> 
> All my hardware is working. Every last fucking piece of it, including both
> sound cards, and both the 100Mb and the 1Gb NICs. In fact, the whole shebang
> took fifteen minutes to install with one minor configuration change to X11
> to get my video card recognised, and a quick run of alsaconfig to sort out
> imbalanced sound on the second audio card. And that included a kernel
> upgrade after the default install was done.
> 
> Which one of you stupid cunts knows how to configure KDE aRts so that I can
> select one sound card or the other as the default output device without
> having to reboot and disable the PCI slot in the BIOS?

change /dev/sound or /dev/snd symbol link?

just track it by yourself.

> 
> Alternatively, how do I fuck off aRts and get OSS working in the manner
> described above?

arts and oss can co-exist, in fact they're not related. OSS is the
low-level sound system (the drivet, etc), but i think it should have
been replaced by alsa. aRts acts like a windows service, providing
multi-channel support for applications (if you sound card/driver can't
do that), it's really a waste of cpu resource, though.

> 
> Your reward will be thankless recognition for solving the one remaining
> problem that prevents my permanent move to linux.

Why move to linux??

Don't you play games? or watch divx movies? Linux will ruin your life!

> So cough up, you cunt,
> whoever you are.
> 
> And if you are ashamed to be helpful in public, you cunt, the mail address
> is valid. And, yes, the Xandros is paid for. With money. You do know what
> money is, don't you?
> 
> Brought to by K-Node 0.7.2 on KDE 3.1.4, you cunt of a uninteresting, huffy,
> horrifying chicken.

0.7.x was released years ago, you outdated silly cunt.

Hacking Coff wrote:

> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> I have carried my gentoo experience over to getting Xandros up and
>> running on my multi-processor beast. Smokin'. My ATI 9800 XT card is
>> running sweet, and the 21" dual head Trinitron displays are operating at
>> a crisp 85Hz vertical refresh rate (they will go higher but 85Hz is
>> optimum).
>> 
>> All my hardware is working. Every last fucking piece of it, including
>> both sound cards, and both the 100Mb and the 1Gb NICs. In fact, the whole
>> shebang took fifteen minutes to install with one minor configuration
>> change to X11 to get my video card recognised, and a quick run of
>> alsaconfig to sort out imbalanced sound on the second audio card. And
>> that included a kernel upgrade after the default install was done.
>> 
> 
> You're such a liar. We all know it took you 30 minutes.
> 
> 
>> Which one of you stupid cunts knows how to configure KDE aRts so that I
>> can select one sound card or the other as the default output device
>> without having to reboot and disable the PCI slot in the BIOS?
>> 
> 
> Won't someone help poor K-Man? Ah well, here goes. Stupid cunt to the
> rescue!
> 
> Assuming you've got a /dev/dsp0 and /dev/dsp1, what happens when you:
> 
>    # killall artsd
>    # artsd -D /dev/dsp1
> 
> ?

LOL - bash can't find killall and I can't be arsed looking up the PID to use
kill. And, yes, it's a root console.

/usr/bin/killall got it. I had a thinking stick. It returned with resounding
silence.

both artsd -D /dev/dsp1 and artsd -D /dev/dsp2 just hang.

> Do OSS-based apps simply access a certain device by default - /dev/dsp,
> for instance? I'd guess in your case, you've got /dev/dsp0, /dev/dsp1,
> and '/dev/dsp -> /dev/dsp0'. If so, what happens if you:
> 
>    # rm /dev/dsp
>    # ln -s /dev/dsp1 /dev/dsp
> 
> ?

No, I don't have that. I have these:

/dev/dsp -> sound/dsp
/dev/dsp1 -> sound/dsp1
/dev/dsp2 -> sound/dsp2

using ls -l /dev/sound/dspx, I get:

audio     14,  /dev/sound/dsp
audio     14,  /dev/sound/dsp1
audio     14,  /dev/sound/dsp2

> Two shots in the dark. Do I get thankless recognition for making an
> effort?

No. Though you would have got sycophantic praise for one shot in the dark
that worked first time. Can't help bad luck, eh.

> Any plans to include Linux tips on kadaitcha.cx?

I contemplated doing some pages on Xandros but the moment of madness passed.
I am still considering it, though I won't do anything with gentoo, which is
where I cut my first tooth. There's a lot of information on gentoo out
there, and almost nothing on Xandros apart from what Xandros have. So
there's a gap to fill. Maybe.



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Aquila Deus wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man  <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote:

> change /dev/sound or /dev/snd symbol link?

Yes. I'm going to try that just as soon as I sort out why the symlinks are
the way they are...

/dev/dsp -> sound/dsp
/dev/dsp1 -> sound/dsp1
/dev/dsp2 -> sound/dsp2

> just track it by yourself.

bluh bluh.

> arts and oss can co-exist, in fact they're not related.

Who said they were?

> Why move to linux??
> 
> Don't you play games? or watch divx movies? 

What the fuck is it to you what I use it for? Do you see any posts from me
asking why you wipe your arse with your fingers?

> Linux will ruin your life!

If you and the other linuxfux cunts are anything to go by, it will turn me
into a blithering fucking idiot. [insert obLame here]

>> Brought to by K-Node 0.7.2 on KDE 3.1.4, you cunt of a uninteresting,
>> huffy, horrifying chicken.
> 
> 0.7.x was released years ago, you outdated silly cunt.

That's Xandros' fault. The cunts are still on kernel 2.4.24, for fuck's
sake. They can't migrate because their supposedly 'you beaut' file manager
dies in the quoit.



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Hacking Coff wrote:


> Won't someone help poor K-Man? Ah well, here goes. Stupid cunt to the
> rescue!

I'm onto something...

'"ARTSD" is a poorly written program and MUST be disabled when you run dual
sound cards in your system.'


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On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 08:10:27 +0545, Kadaitcha Man
<nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote:

>I have carried my gentoo experience over to getting Xandros up and running
>on my multi-processor beast. Smokin'. My ATI 9800 XT card is running sweet,
>and the 21" dual head Trinitron displays are operating at a crisp 85Hz
>vertical refresh rate (they will go higher but 85Hz is optimum).
>
>All my hardware is working. Every last fucking piece of it, including both
>sound cards, and both the 100Mb and the 1Gb NICs. In fact, the whole shebang
>took fifteen minutes to install with one minor configuration change to X11
>to get my video card recognised, and a quick run of alsaconfig to sort out
>imbalanced sound on the second audio card. And that included a kernel
>upgrade after the default install was done.
>
>Which one of you stupid cunts knows how to configure KDE aRts so that I can
>select one sound card or the other as the default output device without
>having to reboot and disable the PCI slot in the BIOS?
>
>Alternatively, how do I fuck off aRts and get OSS working in the manner
>described above?
>
>Your reward will be thankless recognition for solving the one remaining
>problem that prevents my permanent move to linux. So cough up, you cunt,
>whoever you are.
>
>And if you are ashamed to be helpful in public, you cunt, the mail address
>is valid. And, yes, the Xandros is paid for. With money. You do know what
>money is, don't you?
>
>Brought to by K-Node 0.7.2 on KDE 3.1.4, you cunt of a uninteresting, huffy,
>horrifying chicken.


Spoken like a typical linux moron.

begin  Northern Express wrote:

> On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 08:10:27 +0545, Kadaitcha Man
< snip >

>>Brought to by K-Node 0.7.2 on KDE 3.1.4, you cunt of a uninteresting,
>>huffy, horrifying chicken.
> 
> 
> Spoken like a typical linux moron.

You are aware that there is no worse wintendo using cretin than Kadaitcha
Toddler, are you? Although you seem to try hard to have some of that also
-- 
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Hacking Coff wrote:

> Two shots in the dark.

Ok, smokin' ...

Well, almost. I killed aRts and installed alsa, which sees all the right
sound hardware.

I am supposed to be able to tell alsa which card to use by putting a
ctl.!default section in either /etc/asound.conf or ~/.asoundrc, however
Xandros, for some fuckwitted reason known only to themselves, have not only
renamed both of those files, they have moved them. So fuck knows where they
are.

Anyway I started xmms and told it to use the alsa plugin. Lo and behold,
xmms allows me to specify the output device that alsa should use, and there
was the Soundblaster 5.1 sound card, Yamaha midi mixer and headset devices.

Sibelius' Intermezzo from the Karelia Suite on a studio headset is sweet.
Now for the Luxembourg Symphony Orchestra playing Pachelbel's Cannon...

Thanks for trying to help. It was appreciated; even it didn't fucking work,
you dumb cunt.

So, just who needs linuxfux anyway?

By the way, you wouldn't happen to have a midi patch for a vibraslap, would
you?



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Northern Express <nospam@nospam.com> wrote:

>On Thu, 07 Oct 2004 08:10:27 +0545, Kadaitcha Man
><nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote:

Don't feed the trolls.

In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Aquila Deus
<aquila_deus@yahoo.co.uk>
 wrote
on 8 Oct 2004 04:41:38 -0700
<c5cfac8f.0410080341.6dcd26fc@posting.google.com>:
> Kadaitcha Man  <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message news:<d7c0f49132ad4fa89fb80ceb82226ac0@news-text.bhandari.pvt.np>...
>> I have carried my gentoo experience over to getting Xandros up and running
>> on my multi-processor beast. Smokin'. My ATI 9800 XT card is running sweet,
>> and the 21" dual head Trinitron displays are operating at a crisp 85Hz
>> vertical refresh rate (they will go higher but 85Hz is optimum).
>> 
>> All my hardware is working. Every last fucking piece of it, including both
>> sound cards, and both the 100Mb and the 1Gb NICs. In fact, the whole shebang
>> took fifteen minutes to install with one minor configuration change to X11
>> to get my video card recognised, and a quick run of alsaconfig to sort out
>> imbalanced sound on the second audio card. And that included a kernel
>> upgrade after the default install was done.
>> 
>> Which one of you stupid cunts knows how to configure KDE aRts so that I can
>> select one sound card or the other as the default output device without
>> having to reboot and disable the PCI slot in the BIOS?
>
> change /dev/sound or /dev/snd symbol link?
>
> just track it by yourself.

devfs might preclude that.  (There's another competing brand but I
forget its name offhand.)

>
>> 
>> Alternatively, how do I fuck off aRts and get OSS working in the manner
>> described above?
>
> arts and oss can co-exist, in fact they're not related. OSS is the
> low-level sound system (the drivet, etc), but i think it should have
> been replaced by alsa. aRts acts like a windows service, providing
> multi-channel support for applications (if you sound card/driver can't
> do that), it's really a waste of cpu resource, though.

Arts and Alsa don't like each other much, on my system.  I can't say
regarding KM's, admittedly, but every time Artsd is fired up, if I'm
not careful I get processing delays in the sound.

>
>> 
>> Your reward will be thankless recognition for solving the one remaining
>> problem that prevents my permanent move to linux.
>
> Why move to linux??
>
> Don't you play games? or watch divx movies? Linux will ruin your life!

Exactly!  Move to Windows XP [c] instead, the proven [*] OS [!] that will
solve [$] all [%] of your problems [@].

>
>> So cough up, you cunt,
>> whoever you are.
>> 
>> And if you are ashamed to be helpful in public, you cunt, the mail address
>> is valid. And, yes, the Xandros is paid for. With money. You do know what
>> money is, don't you?
>> 
>> Brought to by K-Node 0.7.2 on KDE 3.1.4, you cunt of a uninteresting, huffy,
>> horrifying chicken.
>
> 0.7.x was released years ago, you outdated silly cunt.

[c] A trademark of Microsoft.
[*] For some value of "proven".
[!] Yes, it's an OS.  However, that's mostly because of something deep
    down inside that most people probably won't look at.  The surface
    sheen is readily visible but pull that off and it's a little
    gunky down there, not unlike a stainless steel porta-potty.
[$] For some value of "solved".  Of course many of the solved problems
    shouldn't have been there in the first place; does an OS really
    *need* a browser, a paper clip, or a cute little doggy shamelessly
    borrowed from a failed project?
[%] For some value of "all".
[@] For some value of "problems".  DRM, in particular, might count as
    a problem for somebody, but I doubt the consumer is the one
    counting in this case... :-)

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Kadaitcha Man  <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message news:<d7c0f49132ad4fa89fb80ceb82226ac0@news-text.bhandari.pvt.np>...
> I have carried my gentoo experience over to getting Xandros up and running
> on my multi-processor beast. Smokin'. My ATI 9800 XT card is running sweet,
> and the 21" dual head Trinitron displays are operating at a crisp 85Hz
> vertical refresh rate (they will go higher but 85Hz is optimum).
> 
> All my hardware is working. Every last fucking piece of it, including both
> sound cards, and both the 100Mb and the 1Gb NICs. In fact, the whole shebang
> took fifteen minutes to install with one minor configuration change to X11
> to get my video card recognised, and a quick run of alsaconfig to sort out
> imbalanced sound on the second audio card. And that included a kernel
> upgrade after the default install was done.
> 
> Which one of you stupid cunts knows how to configure KDE aRts so that I can
> select one sound card or the other as the default output device without
> having to reboot and disable the PCI slot in the BIOS?
> 
> Alternatively, how do I fuck off aRts and get OSS working in the manner
> described above?
> 
> Your reward will be thankless recognition for solving the one remaining
> problem that prevents my permanent move to linux. So cough up, you cunt,
> whoever you are.
> 
> And if you are ashamed to be helpful in public, you cunt, the mail address
> is valid. And, yes, the Xandros is paid for. With money. You do know what
> money is, don't you?
> 
> Brought to by K-Node 0.7.2 on KDE 3.1.4, you cunt of a uninteresting, huffy,
> horrifying chicken.

Haha thats funny :) You made it as far as clicking next, the minute
you had to THINK about something you get stuck ROFLMAO.

Mabye you should just by a TV or an X-Box? Might be something in your
league don't forget the power button you stupid cunt.

The Ghost In The Machine <ewill@sirius.athghost7038suus.net> wrote in message news:<elni32-bm9.ln1@sirius.athghost7038suus.net>...
> In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Aquila Deus
> <aquila_deus@yahoo.co.uk>
>  wrote
> on 8 Oct 2004 04:41:38 -0700
> <c5cfac8f.0410080341.6dcd26fc@posting.google.com>:
> > Kadaitcha Man  <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message news:<d7c0f49132ad4fa89fb80ceb82226ac0@news-text.bhandari.pvt.np>...
> >> I have carried my gentoo experience over to getting Xandros up and running
> >> on my multi-processor beast. Smokin'. My ATI 9800 XT card is running sweet,
> >> and the 21" dual head Trinitron displays are operating at a crisp 85Hz
> >> vertical refresh rate (they will go higher but 85Hz is optimum).
> >> 
> >> All my hardware is working. Every last fucking piece of it, including both
> >> sound cards, and both the 100Mb and the 1Gb NICs. In fact, the whole shebang
> >> took fifteen minutes to install with one minor configuration change to X11
> >> to get my video card recognised, and a quick run of alsaconfig to sort out
> >> imbalanced sound on the second audio card. And that included a kernel
> >> upgrade after the default install was done.
> >> 
> >> Which one of you stupid cunts knows how to configure KDE aRts so that I can
> >> select one sound card or the other as the default output device without
> >> having to reboot and disable the PCI slot in the BIOS?
> >
> > change /dev/sound or /dev/snd symbol link?
> >
> > just track it by yourself.
> 
> devfs might preclude that.  (There's another competing brand but I
> forget its name offhand.)
> 
> >
> >> 
> >> Alternatively, how do I fuck off aRts and get OSS working in the manner
> >> described above?
> >
> > arts and oss can co-exist, in fact they're not related. OSS is the
> > low-level sound system (the drivet, etc), but i think it should have
> > been replaced by alsa. aRts acts like a windows service, providing
> > multi-channel support for applications (if you sound card/driver can't
> > do that), it's really a waste of cpu resource, though.
> 
> Arts and Alsa don't like each other much, on my system.  I can't say
> regarding KM's, admittedly, but every time Artsd is fired up, if I'm
> not careful I get processing delays in the sound.
> 
> >
> >> 
> >> Your reward will be thankless recognition for solving the one remaining
> >> problem that prevents my permanent move to linux.
> >
> > Why move to linux??
> >
> > Don't you play games? or watch divx movies? Linux will ruin your life!
> 
> Exactly!  Move to Windows XP [c] instead, the proven [*] OS [!] that will
> solve [$] all [%] of your problems [@].
> 
> >
> >> So cough up, you cunt,
> >> whoever you are.
> >> 
> >> And if you are ashamed to be helpful in public, you cunt, the mail address
> >> is valid. And, yes, the Xandros is paid for. With money. You do know what
> >> money is, don't you?
> >> 
> >> Brought to by K-Node 0.7.2 on KDE 3.1.4, you cunt of a uninteresting, huffy,
> >> horrifying chicken.
> >
> > 0.7.x was released years ago, you outdated silly cunt.
> 
> [c] A trademark of Microsoft.
> [*] For some value of "proven".
> [!] Yes, it's an OS.  However, that's mostly because of something deep
>     down inside that most people probably won't look at.  The surface
>     sheen is readily visible but pull that off and it's a little
>     gunky down there, not unlike a stainless steel porta-potty.
> [$] For some value of "solved".  Of course many of the solved problems
>     shouldn't have been there in the first place; does an OS really
>     *need* a browser, a paper clip, or a cute little doggy shamelessly
>     borrowed from a failed project?
> [%] For some value of "all".
> [@] For some value of "problems".  DRM, in particular, might count as
>     a problem for somebody, but I doubt the consumer is the one
>     counting in this case... :-)

But since Kadaicha Mummy is already a windows expert, why bother to
switch? (besides, it has been proved that she really sux on linux)

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On 8 Oct 2004 17:17:20 -0700, mark wrote:
>
> Haha thats funny :) You made it as far as clicking next, the minute
> you had to THINK about something you get stuck ROFLMAO.
>
> Mabye you should just by a TV or an X-Box? Might be something in your
> league don't forget the power button you stupid cunt.

And if the gerbil didn't run out of the cardboard tube in his ass every
10 minutes you'd never see a post from him.


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On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 00:21:18 +0000, General Protection Fault wrote:

> ["Followup-To:" header set to comp.os.linux.advocacy.]
> On 8 Oct 2004 17:17:20 -0700, mark wrote:
>>
>> Haha thats funny :) You made it as far as clicking next, the minute
>> you had to THINK about something you get stuck ROFLMAO.
>>
>> Mabye you should just by a TV or an X-Box? Might be something in your
>> league don't forget the power button you stupid cunt.
> 
> And if the gerbil didn't run out of the cardboard tube in his ass every
> 10 minutes you'd never see a post from him.

Felching and Linux really do seem to go hand in hand.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=felching%2Blinux&btnG=Google+Search

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On Fri, 08 Oct 2004 20:25:39 -0400, Tomas Braunstein wrote:
>
> Felching and Linux really do seem to go hand in hand.
>
> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=felching%2Blinux&btnG=Google+Search

Felching is something entirely different and even more disturbing.

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mark wrote:

> Haha thats funny :) You made it as far as clicking next, the minute
> you had to THINK about something you get stuck ROFLMAO.
> 
> Mabye you should just by a TV or an X-Box? Might be something in your
> league don't forget the power button you stupid cunt.

Linux tends to have that effect on people. What's your excuse?


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On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 01:08:08 +0000, General Protection Fault wrote:

> ["Followup-To:" header set to comp.os.linux.advocacy.]
> On Fri, 08 Oct 2004 20:25:39 -0400, Tomas Braunstein wrote:
>>
>> Felching and Linux really do seem to go hand in hand.
>>
>> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=felching%2Blinux&btnG=Google+Search
> 
> Felching is something entirely different and even more disturbing.

Maybe, but Linux users do seem to have an appetite for felching!!!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=felching%2Blinux&btnG=Google+Search

begin  Tomas (Flatfish) Braunstein wrote:

> Maybe

Definitely.  Swim away, Flatfish.

Kadaitcha Man  <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message news:<ba4a50f57adc46c6a521edc8a48aab39@news-text.bhandari.pvt.np>...
> mark wrote:
> 
> > Haha thats funny :) You made it as far as clicking next, the minute
> > you had to THINK about something you get stuck ROFLMAO.
> > 
> > Mabye you should just by a TV or an X-Box? Might be something in your
> > league don't forget the power button you stupid cunt.
> 
> Linux tends to have that effect on people. What's your excuse?

I have no excuse you dumb barstard. I run Linux for 99.99% of my
computer needs and dual boot into windows for some specific
applications namely games every now and again.

How's that nintendo or PS2 shaping up :)

You sound like a big time loser.

mark wrote:
> Kadaitcha Man  <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message
> news:<ba4a50f57adc46c6a521edc8a48aab39@news-text.bhandari.pvt.np>...
>> mark wrote:
>>
>>> Haha thats funny :) You made it as far as clicking next, the minute
>>> you had to THINK about something you get stuck ROFLMAO.
>>>
>>> Mabye you should just by a TV or an X-Box? Might be something in
>>> your league don't forget the power button you stupid cunt.
>>
>> Linux tends to have that effect on people. What's your excuse?
>
> I have no excuse

Did your parents beat that into you?




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Kadaitcha Man  <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message news:<80d1850db0134dcd8ba39873c6fcc852@news-text.bhandari.pvt.np>...
> mark wrote:
> > Kadaitcha Man  <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message
> > news:<ba4a50f57adc46c6a521edc8a48aab39@news-text.bhandari.pvt.np>...
> >> mark wrote:
> >>
> >>> Haha thats funny :) You made it as far as clicking next, the minute
> >>> you had to THINK about something you get stuck ROFLMAO.
> >>>
> >>> Mabye you should just by a TV or an X-Box? Might be something in
> >>> your league don't forget the power button you stupid cunt.
> >>
> >> Linux tends to have that effect on people. What's your excuse?
> >
> > I have no excuse
> 
> Did your parents beat that into you?

Seriously lay of the crack pipe.

mark wrote:

> Kadaitcha Man  <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message
> news:<80d1850db0134dcd8ba39873c6fcc852@news-text.bhandari.pvt.np>...
>> mark wrote:
>> > Kadaitcha Man  <nospam@rainx.cjb.net> wrote in message
>> > news:<ba4a50f57adc46c6a521edc8a48aab39@news-text.bhandari.pvt.np>...
>> >> mark wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> Haha thats funny :) You made it as far as clicking next, the minute
>> >>> you had to THINK about something you get stuck ROFLMAO.
>> >>>
>> >>> Mabye you should just by a TV or an X-Box? Might be something in
>> >>> your league don't forget the power button you stupid cunt.
>> >>
>> >> Linux tends to have that effect on people. What's your excuse?
>> >
>> > I have no excuse
>> 
>> Did your parents beat that into you?
> 
> Seriously lay of the crack pipe.

Oh, ok.

<aside>
Fucking idiot.


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