"Dr.Hal0nf1r£$" <femail@nospam.kustomkomputa.co.uk.invalid> wrote:

> Arripidae Sabaudiense Bees wrote:
>> Still three and a half hours to New Year. BORING. In the meantime, fuck
>> the lot of you, up the arse, with the sharp end of a broken champagne
>> bottle.
>>
>> HTH
>>
>> PS: HTH = Hope that hurts
> 
> Hmm... That reminds me of Friggin in the Riggin by the Sex Pistols: -
> 
> "The cabin boy was flipper; by Christ he was a nipper: He stuffed his
> ass with a broken glass and circumcised the skipper."
> 
> A peculiar fantasy of yours maybe? Have you ever considered fucking
> yourself with a chainsaw?

I fucked myself with a bollard once, if that helps, Sharron.