T. G. Reaper
This is a direct memo from Micro$oft High Command.
Please send in your quarterly review forms for raise and promotion
Anwser these questions:
1. Did you troll at least 100 times a week in COLA ?
2. When you troll, do you use your own name or a nym ? Using your own name
gives greater credibility to your FUD ( extra points ).
3. When a response in COLA contains facts and information that destroys your
argument, do you:
a. Say 'yeah, but you're a bigger one'
b. Use expletives
c. Change your name and act like a different person who supports your
Please have this review form to One Micro$oft Way before noon Monday. Your
checks will reflect your salary increases retroactive to the day you
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