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Humor from the Net #2

Now I lay me Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles Please no bags
Please lift my butt Before it sags.

Please no age spots Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord For all that you've done.
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