It seems that although the forest around the explosion was inexplicably burnt
(according to US Officials), the cause may have been a domestic PC.

Evidence recovered from a Scottish misfit only known as "lister" when he took
his PC into PC World for "haeving teh intarweb fixored" was quite astonishing.

Anyway, see for yourselves:

Session Start: Sat Sep 11 23:48:48 2004
Session Ident: #Koreangirls
[22:37] * Now talking in #Koreangirls
[22:37] * Topic is '<Lister> Anyone fancy a fuck? <NiceLady> I not know much
english, but I know "fuck off you retarded loser'
[22:37] * Set by coins.dal.net on Fri Sep 10 22:36:17
[22:37] * ChanServ sets mode: +wanker lister
[23:50] <HotGirl> I need computer help from a nice man, any here can help?
[23:55] <lister> I knwo ltos about compter things, me
[23:56] <HotGirl> You know about CDROM? I need help
[23:56] <lister> hehe. bast.
[23:58] <lister> of corse, what do yuo want to do?
[23:59] <HotGirl> I need change this drive for faster. Do I turn off this PC for
that?
[23:59] <lister> nah, I've dne this befor - just take out the ribon cabels
frist.
[00:00] <lister> yuo there?
[00:02] * Quits: HotGirl (Read error: No route to host)
[01:05] <lister> anyone their? hello?
[01:45] fkuck yuo all then, you're missing the shag of a lifetime here.
[01:45] *Disconnected

Almost conclusive, I think you'll agree.

D.

In article <2qja3tF107274U1@uni-berlin.de>, "Dunny" 
<paul.dunn4@ntlworld.com> wrote:

> It seems that although the forest around the explosion was inexplicably burnt
> (according to US Officials), the cause may have been a domestic PC.
>
> Evidence recovered from a Scottish misfit only known as "lister" when he took
> his PC into PC World for "haeving teh intarweb fixored" was quite astonishing.
>
> Anyway, see for yourselves:
>
> Session Start: Sat Sep 11 23:48:48 2004
> Session Ident: #Koreangirls
> [22:37] * Now talking in #Koreangirls
> [22:37] * Topic is '<Lister> Anyone fancy a f[snip]
>
> Almost conclusive, I think you'll agree.

This is totally off topic - I fail to see any mention of crisps in that post
at all!

In news:%R_0d.236$g_6.3@newsfe5-win.ntli.net,
Jim <hehe@wibble.land> typed:

> This is totally off topic - I fail to see any mention of crisps in
> that post
> at all!

Ahem. See Subject.

D.

In article <2qjcahF10aepaU1@uni-berlin.de>, "Dunny" 
<paul.dunn4@ntlworld.com> wrote:

> In news:%R_0d.236$g_6.3@newsfe5-win.ntli.net,
> Jim <hehe@wibble.land> typed:
>
>> This is totally off topic - I fail to see any mention of crisps in
>> that post
>> at all!
>
> Ahem. See Subject.

Ah. Erm... I thought that meant ON topic... yes.

"Dunny" <paul.dunn4@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
news:2qja3tF107274U1@uni-berlin.de...
> It seems that although the forest around the explosion was inexplicably
burnt
> (according to US Officials), the cause may have been a domestic PC.
>
> Evidence recovered from a Scottish misfit only known as "lister" when he
took
> his PC into PC World for "haeving teh intarweb fixored" was quite
astonishing.
>
> Anyway, see for yourselves:
>
> Session Start: Sat Sep 11 23:48:48 2004
> Session Ident: #Koreangirls
> [22:37] * Now talking in #Koreangirls
> [22:37] * Topic is '<Lister> Anyone fancy a fuck? <NiceLady> I not know
much
> english, but I know "fuck off you retarded loser'
> [22:37] * Set by coins.dal.net on Fri Sep 10 22:36:17
> [22:37] * ChanServ sets mode: +wanker lister
> [23:50] <HotGirl> I need computer help from a nice man, any here can help?
> [23:55] <lister> I knwo ltos about compter things, me
> [23:56] <HotGirl> You know about CDROM? I need help
> [23:56] <lister> hehe. bast.
> [23:58] <lister> of corse, what do yuo want to do?
> [23:59] <HotGirl> I need change this drive for faster. Do I turn off this
PC for
> that?
> [23:59] <lister> nah, I've dne this befor - just take out the ribon cabels
> frist.
> [00:00] <lister> yuo there?
> [00:02] * Quits: HotGirl (Read error: No route to host)
> [01:05] <lister> anyone their? hello?
> [01:45] fkuck yuo all then, you're missing the shag of a lifetime here.
> [01:45] *Disconnected

[02:00] <lister> do not do what I am saying, do what I mean.

In news:2qjf3jFvnf53U1@uni-berlin.de,
Bohus Kral <bohusk@host.sk> typed:

> [02:00] <lister> do not do what I am saying, do what I mean.

Good god, that would be worse. At least you could claim that his typos led you
astray.

D.

> > [02:00] <lister> do not do what I am saying, do what I mean.
>
> Good god, that would be worse. At least you could claim that his typos led
you
> astray.

He could mean it good :-D

B