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Testing - just ignore 5 16 (11/20/2004 1:34:23 PM) comp.os.linux.advocacy Checking my filter in case it isn't detecting posts mentioning my name. Can't believe you guys aren't talking about me ... Simon

Note to Seattle inhabitants... (Bailo, Jim) 6 22 (11/8/2004 8:49:20 AM) comp.os.linux.advocacy Auroras in Seattle! Sure... the street is in Seattle. But the real thing is currently hanging over Redmond like a huge luminescent dancing carpet of fun. This is quite literally the first time in my life that... Simon

What Linux advocates do when they lose a debate - they try to shut down your account 111 16 (11/5/2004 5:47:39 PM) comp.os.linux.advocacy Here's what Linux users do when beaten in a debate... .... they go crying to your ISP and try to get you kicked off. From: "Doug Menthol" Subject: abusive usenet msg To: abuse@comcast.net This customer of ... Simon

My two month hiatus 32 13 (10/18/2004 3:32:42 PM) comp.os.linux.advocacy As most of you may recall, i went to San Francisco about a year ago for a short visit with an old boyfriend and for some fresh FUD. I had come back with some new and exciting sexual toys from the local homosex... Simon

Y'all missed me... how cute. 29 15 (10/17/2004 11:32:36 PM) comp.os.linux.advocacy I find it amusing that even after not posting here for over two months, people are still posting about me. I guess you must have really enjoyed my posts. ... Simon

Message for Daeron - Either change the header, or take it down. 8 36 (8/1/2004 10:43:57 PM) comp.os.linux.advocacy Either change the header on that blog post or take it down now. Frankly, you're a despicable piece of shit. ... Simon

What the "Linux Gestapo" do when they want you to stop osting 28 18 (8/1/2004 6:07:41 PM) comp.os.linux.advocacy So Daeron runs a blog where he posts out of context snippets of my posts. Other people - namely the forger who has been running around in this newsgroup - do this: Just goes to show - don't be critical of Lin... Simon

OT: I,Robot 3 37 (7/26/2004 3:43:48 PM) comp.os.linux.advocacy Well, just saw it last night... Overall: Pretty damn good. Problems: STUPID product placement that dragged me right out of the movie. I was surprised that they had the option of two or three different mecha... Simon

Poor Doug Mitchell... Your timeline's still wrong no matter what you claim in your "blog" 7 30 (7/24/2004 3:13:59 AM) comp.os.linux.advocacy He can't handle being proved wrong about his posting "timeline" so he starts posting it on his blog where he can control whether or not people argue with him. What a weiner. At least *I* use my blog for thing... Simon

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The problem with Linux 101 19 (11/5/2004 1:55:26 PM) comp.os.linux.advocacy It's funny how anti-Linux voices are typically accused of being paid M$ trolls in Cola. I dislike Linux and I can assure you I'm not being paid to say so. I'll tell you why I dislike Linux -- because it disap... user7 (3882)

What Linux advocates do when they lose a debate - they try to shut down your account 111 16 (11/5/2004 5:47:39 PM) comp.os.linux.advocacy Here's what Linux users do when beaten in a debate... .... they go crying to your ISP and try to get you kicked off. From: "Doug Menthol" Subject: abusive usenet msg To: abuse@comcast.net This customer of ... simonREMOVEcooke (368)

Windows for Warships safe says MOD 19 19 (11/5/2004 6:32:37 PM) comp.os.linux.advocacy Windows for Warships safe for Royal Navy, says MoD John Lettice Nov 05 2004 Windows 2000 represents the "lowest risk choice of operating system" for Royal Navy destroyer Combat Management, and "any residual ri... daeron3 (820)

The best linux technology ideas come from microsoft. 13 18 (11/6/2004 3:15:31 AM) comp.os.linux.advocacy I'm using mono and DRM'ing my mono binaries with DigSig. It feels great to be the master of the binaries. Too bad there isn't a global certificate you could order from verisign that would enforce my software ... mikecoxlinux (646)

Simon Cooke 15 24 (11/6/2004 4:09:53 AM) comp.os.linux.advocacy Simon Cooke is like a naughty school child with a behavioural problem. Every day, he does something he shouldn't be doing, but each time he's caught, he cries, "Why am I always getting into trouble?!" ... some_spare_id (89)

Microsoft to assert IP rights to Internet protocols? 46 13 (11/6/2004 3:09:30 PM) comp.os.linux.advocacy http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1714680,00.asp?kc=EWRSS03119TX1K0000594 Is Microsoft Ready to Assert IP Rights over the Internet? By Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols November 5, 2004 Blunk pointed out that Micr... iso

COLA Stats 7 Nov 2004 21 18 (11/7/2004 12:20:32 AM) comp.os.linux.advocacy ngstats.pl version 1.6 This report covers 3277 articles received by this system to newsgroup comp.os.linux.advocacy ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Toplist of Posters ... rgc4 (3216)

insecurities caused by C++ says CA 41 19 (11/8/2004 6:17:17 PM) comp.os.linux.advocacy Securely-written software will forestall security problems Jorina Choy Nov 08 2004 [...] ACW: What can company CIOs do to ensure the development of more secure software? I recommend two books CIOs can refer ... daeron3 (820)

digital spectre haunting Reuters 51 17 (4/16/2005 6:33:38 PM) comp.os.linux.advocacy Are we sitting comfortable. Then I shall begin. Today children we're going to play the `spot the BS' game .. ------ - quote - digital worm called Kelvir had penetrated Reuters Messaging system NEWS - Geek A d... doug.mentohl (573)

If open source is so great... 60 23 (7/1/2005 7:09:23 AM) comp.os.linux.advocacy If open source is so great, why are the best applications nearly always closed source? For example: Aqua is better than GNOME MS Office is better than Open Office Dreamweaver is better than Bluefish Photo... user7 (3882)