- 304 vote for Trump, two vote for others (Ron Paul, John Kasich)
- 224 vote Hillary, four vote for others (Colin Powell, Faith Spotted Eagle)
Meanwhile, Snot Glasser is crying in a corner holding his legs and
crying "blah blah absurd blah blah amazing blah blah error-reduction
blah blah the Russians blah blah" as Anne Glasser has sex with some
random black man.
Congratulations to President Donald Trump!